One upon a time there was a boy called Matthew Taylor. It all started in year 8 when he fell into a crowd containing local madman Adam Errington

The crowd befriended Taylor and in year 9 Ezza decided to place a Jihad on Matthew, the likes of which had never been seen before. Things such as hiding his bag

Sticking posters around school

and lots of other humiliation.
 

The Jihad continued until the end of school.

Then College began.

Taylor humiliation reached new heights with such things as

Spilling Coke all over his shirt

His shoes being constantly wet no matter how sunny it is

Going into one of his 3 workplaces and ripping him

And much much more.

Tune in, to find out more information about Matty's Jihad and whether it will ever be over...only time (and Ezza) will tell.